Kwaky Joke

There's this duck that wanders into a store.
"Have you got any corn?", he says.
"No - I don't sell corn", says the storekeeper
The next day the duck waddles in and says, "Do you sell corn?". "I told you yesterday", he says - "I don't sell corn"
Third day, the duck waddles in and says, "DO you sell corn?." The storekeeper replies, " If you come in tomorrow and ask that same question I will nail your beak to the counter".
The next day the duck comes in and says, " Do you sell nails?". "No" says the storekeeper.
So the duck muses for a while and says, " In that case I will have some corn".

See I have a humourous side!
Gordon