I am Gordon Brown - will you VOTE FOR ME?

No ladies I am not QV's lover John I am Gordon.
That was just to prove that I have a sense of humour - something that my opponenets constantly rattle on about to prove that I am not suitable for No. 10. Did anyone see Clement Atlee crack a joke, or wear a permanantly silly - Trust me I'm Tory -grin on his face?
Of course not yet Clem has just been voted, by the historians trade union (HTUOAF - Hard to Unite on a Fact) as the Prime Minister who most changed society this century. The fact that THATCHER unpicked it has left this country reeling for almost a quarter of a century
We had John the apostle Major - tugging at that indescribable woman's pants - Edwina Hurry - and then the supposed golden years of New Labour.
A party with great reforming traditions - allied across the world to bring about the overthrow of capitalism - to treat every human being as equal and to strive against poverty and injustice - reduced to meeting Murdoch in a back alley, getting bribes from Barny Flintsone and careering on with Thatcher's agenda of selling off everything of worth to rich bustards.
Vote for me now to overthrow the Bush grovelling little turd and I will show you what THE LABOUR PARTY is all about.
I thank you.
Gordon.
P.S. Would my two readers please cast their votes for or against me in the comments box below.