The Estate Agent is Coming Tomorrow

In the US of A I think they call it the real estate agent. Never did understand the American language, although during my many visits there they have proved to be a kind, helpful and genorous people. In that case why did they elect Dubya??

My visits there were paid for by the secret service, when I was a spy - so they were doubly enjoyable 'cos I was spying and lying and getting paid for it.

However Bob, my agent, says that moving from No. 11 to No. 10 is a piece of cake. Evict the Asbos from upstairs at No. 11 - put one of my circle in there - Ed. Balls' for instance. No furniture removal charges - 'cos Blair has my living space and all my furniture is stored in a safe deposit in the highlands - and the furniture is there - hire free at No 10.

As a canny Scot this looks a good deal.

VOTE VOTE VOTE for Gordon Box Brownie
Ach away wuth 'use.