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It's job security for life. Having won only one match this season and, with a team, in the bottom three of the Premiership, the manager, a certain S. Bruce, has been told that even if the team is defeated in all it's remaining fixtures this year, that he will not be sacked. What a job - be a complete failure with us and you have a secured future. Can I buy into this? No - of course not - as a loyal supporter I am expected to pay £45.00 pounds a match to get a seat to watch my team lose. Feck 'em says I - my feet will vote for me.
Gordown a division.