Birmingham City Blues - ELO - recorded it - I'm in it

The BLUES have had their usual spectacular rise in the Premiership. Not middling but bottoming this time.
An enormous bunch of genuine, nice and decent people, have for a century and a quarter endured a side that is mainly magnificent in defeat. We've won nothing, done nothing and, I'm sure, will never acheive anything.
Our present manager blames everybody but himself for our terrible performances this season. No matter that he purchased them , picks the team and decides on the tactics. I will soon have lived, nearly a century, please someone rescue us.
Gord Help Us!