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Man claims hiccup treatment shrank his penis
A Malaysian coffeeshop owner claims a treatment for hiccups left him partially deaf, damaged his throat and shortened his penis.
A hospital administered an intravenous drip and also gave him oral medication. In the next 10 days his left ear became covered in blisters, he could not eat or speak well and he partially lost use of his left arm and his penis was smaller. Fearing he may die, the man discharged himself.
The hospital says he had a case of shingles of the ear and throat, which caused his hiccups. They were giving him antiviral medicene when he discharged himself.

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