Kernow, God made our country.

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heavan, God went missing for six days/Eventuallty on the seventh day, the Archangel Michale found him resting

He enquired of God - "Where you to"?"

God sighs a deep sigh of relief and said , "Look Michaeal , look what I've maid" .

"It's a planet ", replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance"

5 PARAS EXCLUDED FOR THE PORPOSES OF BREVITY.

"AH", said God. "that's Kernow , the most glorious place on earth. There are :-
Lakes, rivers, streams, cliffs, moorland and beautiful sea shores and views, The people from Kernow are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely socialble , hard-working, and high-acheiving, and they will be known, throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace"

Michale gasped in wonder and appreciationbut then proclaimed, "What about balance, God, You said there would be balance!"

God replied wisely , "Wait until you see the wankers I'm putting next to them in England"

Gordon Howling