Mr Blair, Mr Abromovich and corruption!

I hear today that Chelski have been tapping up a member of the Spur's coaching staff.
When I was a spy it was common knowledge, 40 years ago that the Russian military, although, to their credit, not their scientists, could be made to inform for a few quid or a cartload of Vodka.
Abromovich, the murderer, comes from the military school. Hence bribery, murder and corruption are his game. My game is a love of unsullyied sport.

Fifa should ban Chelski from all competitions - and, oh, Mr Blair - where does he come in - he likes to fight tyrants and murderers - proceed Anthony - you have my permission!
Gordon Fuming