Europe Ja Uk ID cards NON

The whole European adventure must go on and on. We have fought each other for centuries aand we share each others blood. Time to love and forget. United the states of Europe will be greater than the Us of Aseholes -who haves hed more blood in 250 years than we have shed since our conception.
Our mad Prome Minister has decided that we must have a card with the names of our lovers, brother, sisters, shopping habits, doctors advice and driving record - record feck all says I - bugger orf.
Gordon Fuming
P.S Time the little turd packed it in and gave me the job!