An Engishman, A Welshman, A Scot, a yank, An Irishman and A man from Kernow are sitting in a pub -

They are allowed one word only:-

1. The Weshman says "leeks" and rushes to the loo.

2. The Scot says, "jock" and straps orf.

3. The Englishman says "snob" , and the rest agree.

4. The American says, "gun" , and proceeds to kill the taffy, the snob and the jock.

5. The Irishman picks up the yank and throws him all the way back to the Us of A - he lands in a native ameican reservation - his punishment - to be blinked to the tele for the rest of his life - watching the Simpsons.

6. The Kernowman and the Irishman have anothe pint and walk home hand in hand with a lovely lady called dignity.

Gordon Brownie