Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Kernowdoc - I am ill!

I have severe lower abdominal pain! Kernowdoc advise drink two pints of beer between now and 0030 and if the pain does not go away ring them - if it hasn't it's a cafferta. !.5 pints to go - cherio!
Gord and NHS direct - time for another pint!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't that better than chest pain though? Or are you worried they'll tell you to lay off the port?
titch

12:41 AM  
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RG

12:56 AM  

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