Clamidia - Adultress of Kernow.

There is no way she will ever be allowed into Kernow. List of sins:-
1) She broke her husbands heart by fagging Big Ears.
2) She broke Di's heart by faging Big Ears.
3) She loves blood sports.
4) Dim - bley, Porridge, Jilly Coooper and In Pennace Junior are her close friends.

I could go on for ever dear reader, but that would be boring.

A large body of people, with Wesylan and reublican principles will never let her cross the Tamar - so it will be the blackened Chrysler or the late night mail train (she should perform well on that), or the private aircraft - all at the taxpayers expense.

But my agents are everywhere and organic eggs or oggies or swedes will be tossed and fried
after the fifteen minutes silence when she comes (if you will pardon the expression) and then she will be tarred and featherd and sent back to England where the foxes will feed on her.

Celtic Gord