WE are at the bottom of the league of anal retention nations!

Apparently when Tory Blur went to Libya, to mend fences with a terrorist - 'cos we need his oil - he was a little disconcerted in Gaddaffy's tent. No you Michael Jackson fans, he did not ask him into his bed but -

Throughout the meeting Gadaffy farted continuosly and the public schoolboy smelt the smell of old Camels!

Cleared his nose but not his mind!

Rock and Roll

Gordon