Vote for me as Popie and P.M.!

I have no constituency. Jesus saves but andy pandy knocks in the rebounds. I stand for:-
1. Honesty.
2. Decency.
3. Love of everything and care for all the men, the women the animals and the trees.
4. the truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God.
5. No wars, no poverty - no hunger.
6. Sealing up the hole in the ozone layer.
7. King Canute.
8. Protecting and loving the flowers and the weeds.
9. Making Gunnislake the capital of the world.
10. Beating, mentally, sense into stagnant minds.
11. Making Ed Balls do me flys up when I expose meself.
Goodnight and godbless your god whoever he/she/ it maybe.

Gordf 'elp us!