Grumpy Old Men!

1. Why do the govt tell lies?
2. Why do BCFC never win a trophy?
3. Why are the figs. of the Trerasuary and the NHS fixed?
Grumpy ' cos the bustards tell lies and me and Roy are destitute.
And their spies at GCHQ hove cost this country 3 billion quid for their incompotence. Arise Sir Ardhole!
Don't give me any money but send it to www.oxfam.org.uk. First at the Tsunami and the triiffying earthquake in Java the other day. WHY? 'Cos we employ local streeT- wise personnel.

Don't go their just sign up - FOR LIFE!

Gordan moist!