The Wholey Grail - Cod Liver Oil - Forget the medics-

This rejuvinates, invigorates, helps with fornicates and most impressively of all brings back all of those lost brain cells. My memory is now about 6000 petabytes larger than it was a twelve month ago.
Mind you - it has one awful side effect - enlarged flatulence!

My special agent Speks, who is an expert on the problem, is working it out and so far his only solution is try a log or if the maths don't work, a pencil. Ouch!

Rearguards
Gordon