Birmingham City F. C.

As foretold in March the inevitable happened and THE BLUES are now in the FIZZY POP League, or as it will ever be for me, the 2nd Division. This is our natural home - 2nd City, 2nd Division.
We have paid over the odds for a couple of rookies and a right back and managed to obtain for free the fine Bruno N'Gotty, a Frenchman from Bolton. According to a recent poll our fans are not overly optimistic about a quick return to the upper reaches. Not surprising after over one hundred and thirty years of under achieving. However the bookies make us favourites to win our league, which is the certain kiss of doom.
My recent absence has been due to a spell in HM 's custody due to the clever whiles of agent Hots. Also suffering are my friends from Sunderland who are looking for a manager - I happen to know a man called Geordie who could do the job very well.

Gorn Down the Pan